"A book is one half of a pair of clapping hands- the reader is the other."
-Harlan Coben
"Sensitivity is a strength and it's a mad world that turns it into a weakness."
-Sean Penn
"You can talk about football and cars endlessly; why can't you talk about shoes and shopping and still earn as much as a bloke?"
-Helen Mirren
"There's never time to do all the nothing you want."
-Calvin
"They say guns don't kill people- but I think guns help."
-Eddie Izzard
"Fashion often starts off beautiful and becomes ugly, whereas art starts off ugly sometimes and becomes beautiful."
-David Bailey
"It is one of the great paradoxes of economics that the more someone has paid for something, the happier he or she will tend to feel about the product."
-Dominic Lawson
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach."
-Steven Wright
"No problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag."
-Tom Stoppard
"Pop stars are actually inferior to normal people."
-Jarvis Cocker
"Most people spend more time planning their summer vacation than they do planning their life."
-Jack Canfield