U.S. Political Quotes

It's been a long time seens I didn't updated this blog. But for now I will post my new entry regarding the U.S. Political Quotes.

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.
-Barack Obama

I'm older than dirt, I've got more scars than Frankenstein, but I've learned a few things along the way.
-John McCain

[A Sarah Palin presidency is]like a really bad Disney movie. She's facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It's absurd.
-Matt Damon

Do you know what they say the difference is between a hockey mum and a pit bull? Lipstick!
-Sarah Palin

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
-Groucho Marx

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government.
-Mark Twain

Politician is trained in the art of inexactitude. His words tend to be blunt or rounded because if they have cutting edge they may later return to wound him.
-Edward R. Murrow

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
-Robert Orben

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.
-P.J. O'Rourke (from The Bachelor Home Companion)

Love and Sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
-Trixie, Dean Koontz's Dog

Take if from me. Elections matter.
-Al Gore

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"The moment of victory is too short to live for that and nothing else."
-Martina Navratilova (The Independent)

"Why would I be offended by blonde joke? I know I'm not dumb and we all know I'm not blonde."
-Dolly Parton

"A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory."
-Steven Wright (Comedian)

"America is not just a country. It's an idea"
-Bono

"There are worse things than infidelity."
-Hillary Clinton

"The trouble with obsessive self-maintenance is that, while it might play a part in attracting a man, it is also a sure-fire way of getting rid of one."
-Jenny Mccartney

"It's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
-George Carlin

"I don't believe in God, but I miss him."
-Julian Barnes

"Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome."
-Mark Warner

"You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backward. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect. You have to trust in something- your gut, destiny, life, karma."
-Steve Jobs (Stanford commencement ceremony)