"The moment of victory is too short to live for that and nothing else."
-Martina Navratilova (The Independent)
"Why would I be offended by blonde joke? I know I'm not dumb and we all know I'm not blonde."
-Dolly Parton
"A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory."
-Steven Wright (Comedian)
"America is not just a country. It's an idea"
-Bono
"There are worse things than infidelity."
-Hillary Clinton
"The trouble with obsessive self-maintenance is that, while it might play a part in attracting a man, it is also a sure-fire way of getting rid of one."
-Jenny Mccartney
"It's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
-George Carlin
"I don't believe in God, but I miss him."
-Julian Barnes
"Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome."
-Mark Warner
"You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backward. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect. You have to trust in something- your gut, destiny, life, karma."
-Steve Jobs (Stanford commencement ceremony)
Quotes (Page 14)
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Quotes (Page 13)
"A book is one half of a pair of clapping hands- the reader is the other."
-Harlan Coben
"Sensitivity is a strength and it's a mad world that turns it into a weakness."
-Sean Penn
"You can talk about football and cars endlessly; why can't you talk about shoes and shopping and still earn as much as a bloke?"
-Helen Mirren
"There's never time to do all the nothing you want."
-Calvin
"They say guns don't kill people- but I think guns help."
-Eddie Izzard
"Fashion often starts off beautiful and becomes ugly, whereas art starts off ugly sometimes and becomes beautiful."
-David Bailey
"It is one of the great paradoxes of economics that the more someone has paid for something, the happier he or she will tend to feel about the product."
-Dominic Lawson
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach."
-Steven Wright
"No problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag."
-Tom Stoppard
"Pop stars are actually inferior to normal people."
-Jarvis Cocker
"Most people spend more time planning their summer vacation than they do planning their life."
-Jack Canfield
-Harlan Coben
"Sensitivity is a strength and it's a mad world that turns it into a weakness."
-Sean Penn
"You can talk about football and cars endlessly; why can't you talk about shoes and shopping and still earn as much as a bloke?"
-Helen Mirren
"There's never time to do all the nothing you want."
-Calvin
"They say guns don't kill people- but I think guns help."
-Eddie Izzard
"Fashion often starts off beautiful and becomes ugly, whereas art starts off ugly sometimes and becomes beautiful."
-David Bailey
"It is one of the great paradoxes of economics that the more someone has paid for something, the happier he or she will tend to feel about the product."
-Dominic Lawson
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach."
-Steven Wright
"No problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag."
-Tom Stoppard
"Pop stars are actually inferior to normal people."
-Jarvis Cocker
"Most people spend more time planning their summer vacation than they do planning their life."
-Jack Canfield
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